My New Year resolution is to pik up chix?

Question

I have resolved that this year I will be the man that the chickies want. But what if I am wrong? What if I am one of those self delusional idiots who clog bars and pubs at the back, hoping some woman of whatever look or weight even tho she is frikken fat and ugly will talk to this poor tender frikken idiot? What do I do to acquire testicles of steel? The proverbial "balz" my great grandfather talked about when he told me about his escapadez in France during WWI? In what supermarket of the soul can I purchase balz?

Answer 1

if u wanna pick up one chick....im right here.

give me a call...1-425-442-8216

ill be waiting.



im a girl btw, ignore the name.

Answer 2

I suggest that you calm down. You seem like you are a bit too intense. Just chill and relax. You have to be cool when you approach females. Do not act like some over eager child who just got out of puberty.

Answer 3

Learn better grammar, stop being a spaz, and stop acting like girls are items you can acquire on a quest of self righteousness.

Answer 4

Its not that scary man

Approach and talk

Women won't bite (well some wil cos there bitches)

communication is the key and be confident dude!

Answer 5

Those ballz are in yourself:called self esteem.

If you have enough of that available you will do just fine

Success:Chaos

Answer 6

buy the book how to be a pimp for dummies and i'm sure you'll learn how to pick up the ladies :D

Answer 7

I wish you luck, dude. Go get some booty.