how do i masturbate if i have no hands?

Question

i lost my arms in Vietnam and now i can't masturbate :(


can anyone help

Answer 1

Hump someones leg

Answer 2

The Vietnam war was over more than 30 years again. If you fought in the war, then you must be in your 20s, according to my calculation, you must be approaching 60 already. So how did you relieve yourself all these 30 odd years?

Answer 3

Vietnam was in the 60s and you've been making it just fine since so I'm sure you would be able to find a way to do that! I don't believe you honestly.

Answer 4

You can masturbate with your brain. I dont have to touch myself to make myself orgasm. I always say it is mind over matter. If you prefer you may get a friend to assist you.

lol kenny. Use your feet. Good one. I like that.lol

Answer 5

the vietnam war was forever ago.

your lying

Answer 6

Yes use your feet or test your flexibility and try sucking yourself off but watch out, you dont wanna swallow by accident now do you?

Answer 7

well..

1. somehow you typed, so use your feet.

2. get a woman to do it for you.



my vote is for #2

Answer 8

Call Brittany Spears she might help!

Answer 9

r u high?

and i doubt that u lost ur arms in nom

Answer 10

You didn't lose your arms. You typed this question. Y!A isn't stupid dude.

Answer 11

lol.

I'm still trying to figure out how you typed this.

Answer 12

That's what friends are for.

Answer 13

how did you type this question

Answer 14

then how in the hel did you type this?