my doggy is stil playin ded?

Question

i waz playin wit mi doggy in mi garden nd we waz playin fetch. he thn bit me nd it hurt soo mch. lots of blud nd stuf.

nd so i waz angry so hit it wit a spde nd so he strtd 2 play ded. i wnt out 2 mi grden 2day nd he iz stil plyin ded.

he haz bin playin ded 4 2 days now, iz ther neway 2 make him stp playin ded?

tnx

Answer 1

if your actually serious about this, yes he is dead, if you want to make sure, check for a pulse or heartbeat, if there isnt one better start digging

Answer 2

Did you post this from your blackberry? Geezus!



Let's see...you hit the dog 2 days ago with a freaking spade and he "played dead" as soon as he was hit.



Yeah, the dog is playing dead hoping you'll get close enough for him to bite you even harder for hitting him with the spade. Nevermind he hasn't eaten in 2 days, he's on a mission to get you.



Totally ignore the flies around him or the loss of hair...oh nor the eyes that dry up, he'll use his sense of smell to know when you are close enough. He'll even let birds peck at him and eat away at him. It doesn't matter, it's mind over matter for him, he's out to get revenge on you for hitting him and nothing will stop him.



He's even willing to hold off going to doggie heaven just so he can be sure to haunt you for killing him.

Answer 3

a common way to bring animals back from the dead is known as reincarnation.

if read up on reincarnation he may not come back as a dog. he may come back as another sort of animal such as a shark or squirrel. look out for him next time ur in the park or sea or conservative party conference.

Answer 4

rly lol u might wanna check if hes still alive and if he isnt than sry but if he is pick him up and bring him inside. Next time not so much texting language and y is this in the men health section?

Answer 5

ugh did you check if he really is dead...



cause you hit him with a F*&^in spade

you dont hit dogs expecially if they have already let go of you after bitin you

thats when you send him to another home

or train your dog



plus if this isnt hte3 first time you have hit him in anyway then that explain why he bit your ***

Answer 6

i tink you doggy iz ded.you beter get th spde agin a buwy it. otay?