Question:
Can i get a knew penis? It got chopped of.?
Hammaz
2013-04-14 08:18:45 UTC
ok, so what happened is i was wondering, if i chopped of my penis, would it grow back? so i asked about asked a few people would it. most people said i don't know, probably. but also a lot of people said "yea, sure it will". so i thort, fine il do it, u know, see wat happens, if it grows back bigger smaller, how fast it will take etc. so i got out my paper slicer, sharpend it up, put in my penis, count to 3 and brought down the handle. there was blood every where. it took a long time to stop the bleeding and a lot of tissue and ice. eventualy when it stopped i just had a pare of bollocks and a stump about 2mm long. my penis was drained dry of blood and looked useless, so i put it in the garbage rapped up in some tissue. after a few days the binmen came and took away my penis forever. gone. its now been a month since i liced it off, and theres no sines of growth. im starting to think that it never will. im to embarrassed to talk to my freinds, and my family members are either crack heads heroin addicts or they dead or locked up. so i cant talk to them. im not a virgin, ive had sex quite a lot, so i wont die a virgin. please can u tell my, could i get a new penis sowed on? could i grow a new one? can i ever have sex again? and wot happens now? thanks in advance.
Five answers:
Petrosanu
2013-04-14 14:13:58 UTC
thanks. i laughed my *** off. Here's my advice : have a care ! There are a lot of people out there who sell fake penises, or fake erection length numbers. Be careful and only buy from trusted brands, such as UPenisDotCom, or Peter Griffin Foundation. Have your new penis attached only by a professional. Don't try it at home!
anonymous
2016-11-03 07:17:47 UTC
Yeah, you in no way heard of the Lorena/John Bobbit element? She cut back off his gadget, ran off w/ it, threw it in a bush or something, and he went by six hours of surgical operation to reattach it. It nonetheless purposes in the present day, lol.
anonymous
2013-04-15 05:28:53 UTC
Why DO you people waste so much time posting such inane meaningless rubbish on here ~



GO TROLL SOMEPLACE ELSE
Rogue_DAnt
2013-04-14 09:11:59 UTC
Mate, ngl I think you're the stupidest person on earth. And yea i think you can get a new on sown on but you're gonna have to tell your parents.
Ashley
2013-04-14 15:35:03 UTC
I can't tell if your a troll, or INCREDIBLY stupid.


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