How do i go about humping the bed? (Male)?

Question

I'm getting bored of normal masturbation, so i've tried humping the bed. Doesn't really work for me, can someone explain how to do it properly? How much pressure should i apply and such?

Answer 1

Oh don't do that hunny.

There's this banana method in heard of. You microwave a banana so it's nice and warm, peel the top of but not all the way just a little bit and then put your dick in it and of you go! Messy but nice

Answer 2

Don't do that. Masturbating by rubbing it against a hard or semi-hard (like a mattress) can damage your uretha (pee tube) and eventually cause an inability to be able to come by any other means - including intercourse, hand jobs, oral, etc. This is called prone masturbation.



If you want to pretend you're having sex with someone else, put two pillows together and put it between them. You can do the same thing with couch cushions or between mattresses. You just don't want to be where you're putting your weight on it, putting downward pressure on your penis.

Answer 3

You have to do it for a bit longer and do it hard. If that doesn't work hump a pillow.